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Heaven Had A Phone Funny Dead Humor T-Shirt

$39.37 $31.14 CAD
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A funny sarcastic t-shirt featuring the phrase “When I’m Dead Please Don’t Post On My Timeline Saying You Wished Heaven Had A Phone. I Have A Phone Now & You Don’t Ever Call” in bold distressed typography with a vintage phone graphic. This design is perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, fake friends jokes, social media humor, and funny statement shirts with attitude.

Funny Dark Humor Shirt

This funny dark humor shirt has a bold vintage-style look with large readable green and black lettering on a white shirt. It is great for casual outfits, weekends, parties, family drama, friendship drama, social media jokes, meme lovers, and anyone who enjoys savage humor that gets reactions.

Classic Fit Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Made as a classic fit short sleeve t-shirt, this design is easy to wear every day. A fun choice for unisex adults, sarcasm fans, dark humor lovers, drama-free people, and anyone who likes funny graphic shirts with a bold message.

Great For Sarcastic Humor Fans

A great pick for anyone who loves funny t-shirts, dark humor shirts, fake friends humor, social media joke tees, white graphic tees, distressed typography, and casual apparel that stands out.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Heaven Had A Phone Funny Dead Humor T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.