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Scraped My Knees Crawled From Hell Funny T-Shirt

$35.33 $28.26 CAD
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A funny sarcastic t-shirt featuring the phrase “Guy: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? Me: Nope, But I Scraped The Shit Outta My Knees When I Crawled From Hell” in bold distressed typography. This design is perfect for anyone who loves savage humor, flirty comeback jokes, dark comedy, and funny statement shirts with attitude.

Funny Savage Comeback Shirt

This funny comeback shirt has a bold vintage-style look with large readable black lettering and blue accent details on a white shirt. It is great for casual outfits, parties, nights out, dating humor, meme lovers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic jokes that get reactions.

Classic Fit Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Made as a classic fit short sleeve t-shirt, this design is easy to wear every day. A fun choice for unisex adults, sarcasm fans, dark humor lovers, confident personalities, and people who like funny graphic shirts with a bold message.

Great For Dark Humor Fans

A great pick for anyone who loves funny t-shirts, dark humor shirts, savage quote shirts, flirty joke tees, white graphic tees, distressed typography, and casual apparel that stands out.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Scraped My Knees Crawled From Hell Funny T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.