New funny shirts added weekly
You Hit Like A Bitch Funny T-Shirt product image (1)
You Hit Like A Bitch Funny T-Shirt product image (2)

You Hit Like A Bitch Funny T-Shirt

$351.93 $246.30 MXN

A funny sarcastic t-shirt featuring the phrase “When Life Knocks You Down, Calmly Get Back Up, Smile And Very Politely Say You Hit Like A Fucking Bitch.” in bold distressed vintage-style typography. This design is perfect for anyone who loves savage humor, comeback quotes, sarcastic jokes, and funny statement shirts with attitude.

Funny Savage Comeback Shirt

This funny comeback shirt has a bold vintage-style look with large readable navy lettering on a white shirt. It is great for casual outfits, weekends, parties, tough days, meme lovers, sarcasm fans, and anyone who enjoys bold humor about getting back up with attitude.

Classic Fit Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Made as a classic fit short sleeve t-shirt, this design is easy to wear every day. A bold choice for unisex adults, sarcastic personalities, savage humor lovers, resilience fans, and people who like funny graphic shirts with a strong message.

Great For Sarcasm And Attitude Humor Fans

A great pick for anyone who loves funny t-shirts, sarcastic shirts, comeback quote tees, savage statement shirts, white graphic tees, distressed typography, and casual apparel that gets reactions.

Select color: White

Select size

More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

You Hit Like A Bitch Funny T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.