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If A Woman Says Do What You Want T-Shirt

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A funny relationship humor t-shirt featuring the phrase “If A Woman Says Do What You Want, Do Not Do What You Want. Stand Still. Do Not Blink. Don’t Even Breathe. Just Play Dead.” in bold distressed typography. This design is perfect for anyone who loves marriage jokes, couple humor, sarcastic quotes, and funny statement shirts with attitude.

Funny Relationship Humor Shirt

This funny relationship shirt has a bold vintage-style look with large readable black and red lettering on a light shirt. It is great for casual outfits, parties, date nights, anniversaries, couples, husbands, wives, and anyone who understands the comedy of relationship communication.

Classic Fit Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Made as a classic fit short sleeve t-shirt, this design is easy to wear every day. A fun choice for unisex adults, sarcasm fans, couples, husbands, boyfriends, meme lovers, and people who like funny graphic shirts with a relatable message.

Great For Couple And Marriage Humor Fans

A great pick for anyone who loves funny t-shirts, relationship humor shirts, marriage joke shirts, husband wife humor, sarcastic quote tees, light graphic tees, and casual apparel that gets reactions.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

If A Woman Says Do What You Want T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.